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The former Irish jumps jockey taking on Australia’s biggest stables in the Derby

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·30 Oct, 04:00 am
The former Irish jumps jockey taking on Australia’s biggest stables in the Derby — Australia
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The Straight Version

Irish jumps jockey Shane Jackson turns trainer, fields King Snitz against Aussie stables Maher, Waller, Waterhouse in Victoria Derby.

The UNHINGED Take

When Maher, Waller, Waterhouse sling knives, Jackson’s King Snitz will gnaw their revenue like a hungry dingo.

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The Bottom Line

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When Maher, Waller, Waterhouse sling knives, Jackson’s King Snitz will gnaw their revenue like a hungry dingo.

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