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Tonga and Samoa can be State of Origin for the new century

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Top Stories·1 Nov, 12:25 pm
Tonga and Samoa can be State of Origin for the new century — Australia
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The Straight Version

Rugby league officials are pushing to make Tonga versus Samoa an annual State of Origin-style spectacle.

The UNHINGED Take

Rugby suits are desperately flogging this dead horse to distract from their own incompetence. It is just another cooked scheme to wring cash out of fans while the sport slowly implodes.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Rugby suits are desperately flogging this dead horse to distract from their own incompetence.

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Rugby suits are desperately flogging this dead horse to distract from their own incompetence. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/tonga-and-samoa-can-be-state-of-origin #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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