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US carries out 'limited strikes' on Qeshm Island in Iran

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·3 Nov, 03:02 am
US carries out 'limited strikes' on Qeshm Island in Iran — Australia
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The Straight Version

US forces hit Qeshm Island with limited strikes.

The UNHINGED Take

US nips Qeshm with a quick raid, meanwhile voters stumble over ballots like a zoo tour. Bloody irony, mate.

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The Bottom Line

US FELLOWS FUMBLE / 10

US nips Qeshm with a quick raid, meanwhile voters stumble over ballots like a zoo tour.

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US nips Qeshm with a quick raid, meanwhile voters stumble over ballots like a zoo tour. US FELLOWS FUMBLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/us-carries-out-limited-strikes-on-qeshm-island #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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