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US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 02:28 am
US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks — Australia
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The Straight Version

US hits Iran's Qeshm Island while Trump promises talks.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's sweet talk, yet the missiles keep marching. The deep state likes to gum it up like a backyard BBQ while the world watches the chaos unfold.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Trump's sweet talk, yet the missiles keep marching.

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Trump's sweet talk, yet the missiles keep marching. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/us-strikes-irans-qeshm-island-as-trump-signals #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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