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Walsh reveals Teddy advice

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ AustraliaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Sydney Morning Heraldยท5 Nov, 10:12 am
Walsh reveals Teddy advice โ€” Australia
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The Straight Version

James Tedesco is mentoring Reece Walsh despite losing his Australian fullback jersey to the younger star.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine the Roosters fossil teaching the kid how to handle a spotlight he clearly can't keep himself. It is like a grounded moth lecturing a firework on how to burn.

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The Bottom Line

COOKED MENTORSHIP / 10

Imagine the Roosters fossil teaching the kid how to handle a spotlight he clearly can't keep himself.

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Imagine the Roosters fossil teaching the kid how to handle a spotlight he clearly can't keep himself. COOKED MENTORSHIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/walsh-reveals-teddy-advice #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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