The Straight Version
Darwin City Council rejected the March for Jesus group from participating in the city's annual Christmas pageant.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so pathologically allergic to fun that you ban Jesus from his own birthday party. These Darwin council muppets are absolute cooked legends of weaponised incompetence.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL SHITSHOW / 10
Imagine being so pathologically allergic to fun that you ban Jesus from his own birthday party.
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