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23 arrested, 90 charges laid after York Regional Police seize $7.5M in drugs

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 05:06 pm
23 arrested, 90 charges laid after York Regional Police seize $7.5M in drugs — Canada
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The Straight Version

23 people arrested, 90 charges, $7.5M seized by York Regional Police in drug bust.

The UNHINGED Take

York's 23‑man crew turned the lobby into a plastic surgeon's nightmare—fifty kilos of weed funded with $7.5M in cash. The police got their money, the drug lords got their shrapnel.

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York's 23‑man crew turned the lobby into a plastic surgeon's nightmare—fifty kilos of weed funded with $7.5M in cash.

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