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5 men charged in Alberta auto theft, fraud ring involving old RCMP vehicles

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·5 Nov, 12:00 am
5 men charged in Alberta auto theft, fraud ring involving old RCMP vehicles — Canada
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The Straight Version

Five men arrested in Alberta for stealing and reselling retired RCMP cars.

The UNHINGED Take

Alberta’s finest sold retired RCMP rust‑buckets for a king’s ransom in black‑market chaos— the fraud ring proving law‑makers are just licence holders for crime.

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Alberta’s finest sold retired RCMP rust‑buckets for a king’s ransom in black‑market chaos— the fraud ring proving law‑makers are just licence holders for crime.

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