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Winnipeg Blue Bombers tackle Jarell Broxton named CFL's top offensive lineman

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 11:32 pm
Winnipeg Blue Bombers tackle Jarell Broxton named CFL's top offensive lineman — Canada
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The Straight Version

Winnipeg Blue Bombers lineman wins CFL's top offensive lineman award for 11th time.

The UNHINGED Take

11th‑time win? Blue Bombers’re only hero while the rest of the CFL can’t play a game that doesn’t involve him. The award’s greed is the championship of losers.

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The Bottom Line

CHEAP GOLD TOURNAMENT / 10

11th‑time win?

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