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B.C. soldier's remains returned home after deadly fire at CFB Wainwright in Alberta

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 11:24 pm
B.C. soldier's remains returned home after deadly fire at CFB Wainwright in Alberta — Canada
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The Straight Version

23-year-old B.C. soldier's ashes returned home after CFB Wainwright fire.

The UNHINGED Take

CFB Wainwright’s inferno turned a proud B.C. soldier into regimental ash, proving the army’s sweetheart motto is just burnt toast.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

CFB Wainwright’s inferno turned a proud B.C.

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