The Straight Version
The incident occurred before the regular opening of the Johannismühle Wildlife Park south of Berlin, during a zookeeper day for children.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from 8: "8-year-old severely injured in wolf attack inside German zoo enclosure". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from 8: "8-year-old severely injured in wolf attack inside German zoo enclosure".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from 8: "8-year-old severely injured in wolf attack inside German zoo enclosure". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/8-year-old-severely-injured-in-wolf-attack #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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