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Alberta teen accused of terrorism offences connected to ISIS

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 07:18 pm
Alberta teen accused of terrorism offences connected to ISIS — Canada
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The Straight Version

A teenager in Alberta has been arrested and charged with engaging in terrorism-related offences, after police said they were talking online with people affiliated with ISIS.

The UNHINGED Take

"Alberta teen accused of terrorism offences connected to ISIS" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Alberta teen accused of terrorism offences connected to ISIS" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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