The Straight Version
A Halifax area apparel brand is forced to pivot due to a Canada-US trade conflict.
The UNHINGED Take
Halifax’s apparel brand is forced to pivot because the Canada-US trade war makes its stitches a tax salami; their new slogan: “Sustainably Freezing” – a perfect fit for U.S. winters.
The Bottom Line
BANK ROLL FAIL / 10
Halifax’s apparel brand is forced to pivot because the Canada-US trade war makes its stitches a tax salami; their new slogan: “Sustainably Freezing” – a perfect fit for U.S.
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Halifax’s apparel brand is forced to pivot because the Canada-US trade war makes its stitches a tax salami; their new slogan: “Sustainably Freezing” – a perfect fit for U.S. BANK ROLL FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-lets-keep-us-alive-nova-scotia #NZElec
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