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Gauthier scores winner as Ducks top Flames 5-3

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·7 Nov, 03:59 am
Gauthier scores winner as Ducks top Flames 5-3 — Canada
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The Straight Version

Gauthier hit a winner for Anaheim in a 5-3 Ducks comeback.

The UNHINGED Take

Cutter Gauthier is a loose unit living rent-free while Calgary'smuppets look absolute egg at another stuffed series. Five games streak, Canada laughs. Real rare moment.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Cutter Gauthier is a loose unit living rent-free while Calgary'smuppets look absolute egg at another stuffed series.

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