The Straight Version
Okanagan legend Eddy Haymour dies at 96.
The UNHINGED Take
96-year-old 'colourful character' leaves a void in a valley full of muppets — coincidence? Sure. CBC prints it like his failure to get big was his greatest achievement, mocking anyone who actually tried.
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The Bottom Line
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96-year-old 'colourful character' leaves a void in a valley full of muppets — coincidence?
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96-year-old 'colourful character' leaves a void in a valley full of muppets — coincidence? CHORUS OF NUDES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/one-of-okanagans-most-colourful-characters-dies-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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