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Health Canada warns of bacteria found in unauthorized peptides sold online

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 11:29 pm
Health Canada warns of bacteria found in unauthorized peptides sold online — Canada
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The Straight Version

Health Canada warns of bacteria in illicit online peptides.

The UNHINGED Take

Health Canada stares down the online drug dealer, and bacteria is the only loyalty badge sold. Canadians deserve cleaner injections, not salmonella‑sweat.

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The Bottom Line

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Health Canada stares down the online drug dealer, and bacteria is the only loyalty badge sold.

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