The Straight Version
Health Canada warns of bacteria in illicit online peptides.
The UNHINGED Take
Health Canada stares down the online drug dealer, and bacteria is the only loyalty badge sold. Canadians deserve cleaner injections, not salmonella‑sweat.

The Bottom Line
BRAINGUT DISASTER / 10
Health Canada stares down the online drug dealer, and bacteria is the only loyalty badge sold.
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