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Ask Rebecca: Am I a monster for wanting my boyfriend's dog out of our bed?

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·28 Oct, 10:00 am
Ask Rebecca: Am I a monster for wanting my boyfriend's dog out of our bed? — Canada
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The Straight Version

An advice column addresses a woman demanding her boyfriend remove his dog from their shared bed.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so insecure you lose a power struggle to a golden retriever. Just sleep in the kennel and let the good boy keep the mattress.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS / 10

Imagine being so insecure you lose a power struggle to a golden retriever.

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