The Straight Version
An advice column addresses a woman demanding her boyfriend remove his dog from their shared bed.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so insecure you lose a power struggle to a golden retriever. Just sleep in the kennel and let the good boy keep the mattress.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS / 10
Imagine being so insecure you lose a power struggle to a golden retriever.
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