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FIRST READING: Everyone hates the Indian Act. So why does it refuse to die?

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·28 Oct, 10:26 am
FIRST READING: Everyone hates the Indian Act. So why does it refuse to die? — Canada
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The Straight Version

The Indian Act remains entrenched in Canadian law despite universal criticism from across the political spectrum.

The UNHINGED Take

A century-old legislative corpse rotting in the basement of Parliament, kept alive by bureaucrats who love control more than actual justice. It is a parasitic monument to incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

SYSTEMIC BRAIN ROT / 10

A century-old legislative corpse rotting in the basement of Parliament, kept alive by bureaucrats who love control more than actual justice.

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