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Map reveals which provinces and territories are changing their clocks this year

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·28 Oct, 11:00 am
Map reveals which provinces and territories are changing their clocks this year — Canada
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The Straight Version

Canadian provinces are adopting different approaches to the biannual clock change, causing widespread regional inconsistency.

The UNHINGED Take

Government bureaucrats can't even agree on what time it is, proving our national leadership is as functional as a screen door on a submarine. Enjoy your jetlag while the clowns in office continue to master the art of doing absolutely nothing.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Government bureaucrats can't even agree on what time it is, proving our national leadership is as functional as a screen door on a submarine.

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Government bureaucrats can't even agree on what time it is, proving our national leadership is as functional as a screen door on a submarine. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/map-reveals-which-provinces-and-territories-are-changing #NZElection2026 #Unhi

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