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B.C. team unaware executive under investigation

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 06:15 pm
B.C. team unaware executive under investigation — Canada
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The Straight Version

A junior hockey team in British Columbia says it was not aware of sexual exploitation allegations against an executive when he was hired.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from B.C. team unaware executive under investigation: "B.C. team unaware executive under investigation". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from B.C.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from B.C. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/b-c-team-unaware-executive-under-investigation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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