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Belleville officer hurt in synagogue shooting released from hospital

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·29 Oct, 03:20 pm
Belleville officer hurt in synagogue shooting released from hospital — Canada
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The Straight Version

The Belleville, Ont., police officer who was injured in a shootout outside a synagogue last month has been released from hospital.

The UNHINGED Take

"Belleville officer hurt in synagogue shooting released from hospital" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Belleville officer hurt in synagogue shooting released from hospital" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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