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Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion: police

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·29 Oct, 03:28 pm
Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion: police — Canada
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The Straight Version

Police say the man and one of his adult daughters suffered life-threatening gunshot wounds from three suspects who fired 'multiple times'

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion speedrunning total brain death: "Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion: police". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion speedrunning total brain death: "Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion: police".

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Look at Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion speedrunning total brain death: "Toronto dad and two daughters shot in violent Bridle Path home invasion: police". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/toronto-dad-and-two-daughters-shot

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