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Frontier AI one of greatest threats to Canadians as Ottawa releases national security strategy

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·29 Oct, 03:25 pm
Frontier AI one of greatest threats to Canadians as Ottawa releases national security strategy — Canada
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Prime Minister Mark Carney's government released the first national security strategy in over two decades on Thursday

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"Frontier AI one of greatest threats to Canadians as Ottawa releases national security strategy" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Frontier AI one of greatest threats to Canadians as Ottawa releases national security strategy" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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