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Canadian woman caught in Syria on trial over alleged role in ISIS

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·2 Nov, 01:20 pm
Canadian woman caught in Syria on trial over alleged role in ISIS — Canada
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The Straight Version

The case against Ammara Amjad is the first terrorism prosecution of a Canadian woman accused of living under ISIS.

The UNHINGED Take

"Canadian woman caught in Syria on trial over alleged role in ISIS" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Canadian woman caught in Syria on trial over alleged role in ISIS" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Canadian woman caught in Syria on trial over alleged role in ISIS" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/canadian-woman-caught-in-syria-on-trial-over #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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