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CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 01:55 am
CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years — Canada
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The Straight Version

CDC now counts over 5,000 measles cases worldwide, 60% of them kids and teens.

The UNHINGED Take

Government’s stupidity isn’t a disease; it’s a pandemic. Punch it—waste of taxpayers' maple syrup dollars.

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The Bottom Line

BRAINER SCREW / 10

Government’s stupidity isn’t a disease; it’s a pandemic.

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Government’s stupidity isn’t a disease; it’s a pandemic. BRAINER SCREW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/cdc-reports-more-than-5-000-measles-cases #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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