The Straight Version
CDC now counts over 5,000 measles cases worldwide, 60% of them kids and teens.
The UNHINGED Take
Government’s stupidity isn’t a disease; it’s a pandemic. Punch it—waste of taxpayers' maple syrup dollars.
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The Bottom Line
BRAINER SCREW / 10
Government’s stupidity isn’t a disease; it’s a pandemic.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Government’s stupidity isn’t a disease; it’s a pandemic. BRAINER SCREW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/cdc-reports-more-than-5-000-measles-cases #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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