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Donations for 24 Sussex renovation reach 11% of the $50 million goal

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·28 Oct, 10:00 am
Donations for 24 Sussex renovation reach 11% of the $50 million goal — Canada
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The Straight Version

The Rideau Hall Foundation raised 5.5 million dollars for 24 Sussex renovations, reaching 11 percent of its target.

The UNHINGED Take

Four thousand delusional donors actually opened their wallets to fix a condemned rat trap. You clowns are literally throwing loonies into a black hole of Ottawa incompetence.

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COLOSSAL FINANCIAL ILLITERACY / 10

Four thousand delusional donors actually opened their wallets to fix a condemned rat trap.

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