The Straight Version
Cutter Gauthier scored a hat trick for the second game in a row and the Anaheim Ducks held on for a 5-4 victory over the Vancouver Canucks on Tuesday.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at Ducks hold off Canucks for 5 speedrunning total brain death: "Ducks hold off Canucks for 5-4 victory". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
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