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Ford government to approve AI data centres ‘sooner rather than later' amid moratorium calls

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 11:00 am
Ford government to approve AI data centres ‘sooner rather than later' amid moratorium calls — Canada
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Economic Development Minister Vic Fedeli said the government has been receiving "lots of proposals" for new projects, but wouldn't offer a timeline for when they'll be greenlit.

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Look at Ford government to approve AI data centres ‘sooner rather than later amid moratorium calls speedrunning total brain death: "Ford government to approve AI data centres ‘sooner rather than later amid moratorium calls". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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