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Early stage Alzheimer's treatments need government action for success: report

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 11:00 am
Early stage Alzheimer's treatments need government action for success: report — Canada
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The Straight Version

Canada’s govt says early Alzheimer treatments need urgent action for success.

The UNHINGED Take

All thattime the gov’s chalking up ’early detection’ is a fancy way to say they’ll keep funding ad‑book chapters, not actual cures. Yep, another free‑money slice, eh?

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The Bottom Line

DUMB AS A MONSTER / 10

All thattime the gov’s chalking up ’early detection’ is a fancy way to say they’ll keep funding ad‑book chapters, not actual cures.

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All thattime the gov’s chalking up ’early detection’ is a fancy way to say they’ll keep funding ad‑book chapters, not actual cures. DUMB AS A MONSTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/early-stage-alzheimers-treatments-need-government-action-for #NZElection2026 #Unhinged

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