The Straight Version
Spanish rail authority, safety agency, and state auditors get EU-investigated after fatal crash.
The UNHINGED Take
EU investigating Spain's rails while Spain's own regulators cooked the safety standards for years — absolute egg, oh yeah.
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EU investigating Spain's rails while Spain's own regulators cooked the safety standards for years — absolute egg, oh yeah.
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