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European players wary of Russia’s hockey return

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 06:19 pm
European players wary of Russia’s hockey return — Canada
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The Straight Version

Weegar says Canada loves watching Russia back on the ice.

The UNHINGED Take

Weegar chews Russian hockey like a maple leaf, cozying up to the new USSR, while Europeans watch it with cold, frosty disdain.

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CHICKEN PUNCH / 10

Weegar chews Russian hockey like a maple leaf, cozying up to the new USSR, while Europeans watch it with cold, frosty disdain.

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Weegar chews Russian hockey like a maple leaf, cozying up to the new USSR, while Europeans watch it with cold, frosty disdain. CHICKEN PUNCH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/european-players-wary-of-russias-hockey-return #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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