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Flights across Europe face disruption after false bomb threats, officials say

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 06:17 pm
Flights across Europe face disruption after false bomb threats, officials say — Canada
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The Straight Version

Polish LOT flight diverted from Heathrow to Modlin after phantom bomb threat.

The UNHINGED Take

LOT’s pilot shenanigans turn Heathrow into a theatre for a phantom bomb threat, diverting to Modlin like a lost moose. Poland’s cheap air morale splits like a maple sap vat.

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The Bottom Line

PILOT RAGE / 10

LOT’s pilot shenanigans turn Heathrow into a theatre for a phantom bomb threat, diverting to Modlin like a lost moose.

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LOT’s pilot shenanigans turn Heathrow into a theatre for a phantom bomb threat, diverting to Modlin like a lost moose. PILOT RAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/flights-across-europe-face-disruption-after-false-bomb #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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