The Straight Version
Cutter Gauthier extended his goal streak as the Anaheim Ducks defeated the Calgary Flames.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the Flames, paying millions to get toyed with by a kid who probably still needs a fake ID to buy a beer in Alberta. Utterly pathetic.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE MUNTED GARBAGE / 10
Imagine being the Flames, paying millions to get toyed with by a kid who probably still needs a fake ID to buy a beer in Alberta.
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Imagine being the Flames, paying millions to get toyed with by a kid who probably still needs a fake ID to buy a beer in Alberta. ABSOLUTE MUNTED GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/gauthier-extends-goal-streak-as-ducks-top-flames #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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