The Straight Version
Winnipeg Jets lost a sixth straight game, thrashing last year's Vezina trophy goalie four times.
The UNHINGED Take
Jets blunder again, serving a cold shower on last year's Vezina king. Fans thumbed it up while sitting on porch sipping maple burn, because nothing screams Canadian grit like a perpetual zombie squad.
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The Bottom Line
SLOPPY CREDIBLES / 10
Jets blunder again, serving a cold shower on last year's Vezina king.
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