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Trump cancels midterm appearances, will campaign via ‘tele-rallies'

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·30 Oct, 01:48 am
Trump cancels midterm appearances, will campaign via ‘tele-rallies' — Canada
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The Straight Version

Despite being the oldest elected president in U.S. history, Trump has kept up a gruelling schedule of near-daily rallies throughout October

The UNHINGED Take

"Trump cancels midterm appearances, will campaign via ‘tele-rallies" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Trump cancels midterm appearances, will campaign via ‘tele-rallies" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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