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Quebec premier's boycott of Canada-EU summit turns heads

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·30 Oct, 01:43 am
Quebec premier's boycott of Canada-EU summit turns heads — Canada
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The Straight Version

Quebec premier Paul St-Pierre Plamondon boycotted the Montreal Canada‑EU summit, leaving Ottawa to sputter.

The UNHINGED Take

Plamondon absconds from the Montreal Canada‑EU summit while Ottawa wails, treating Quebec like a lazy‑reign pancake. The world now looks like a stuck‑in‑a‑porcupine mud hole.

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BRAINS TAMPERED / 10

Plamondon absconds from the Montreal Canada‑EU summit while Ottawa wails, treating Quebec like a lazy‑reign pancake.

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