The Straight Version
B.C. Lions linebacker Darnell Sankey is the CFL's top defensive player.
The UNHINGED Take
"Lions’ Sankey named CFL’s top defensive player" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Lions’ Sankey named CFL’s top defensive player" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Lions’ Sankey named CFL’s top defensive player" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/lions-sankey-named-cfls-top-defensive-player #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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