The Straight Version
Montreal trader ‘Hiruzen’ made over $110k in crypto fees from Pepper coin.
The UNHINGED Take
Hiruzen, the rizz‑topped raccoon whisperer, siphoned $110k from 'Pepper', turning Montreal into a crypto landfill while smug as a wet seal.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN BLOOD / 10
Hiruzen, the rizz‑topped raccoon whisperer, siphoned $110k from 'Pepper', turning Montreal into a crypto landfill while smug as a wet seal.
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Hiruzen, the rizz‑topped raccoon whisperer, siphoned $110k from 'Pepper', turning Montreal into a crypto landfill while smug as a wet seal. BRAIN BLOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/montreals-and-8216-raccoon-guy-collected-over-110 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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