The Straight Version
New Brunswick's Crown-owned electric utility is being criticized for changing its policy on the sale of excess power.
The UNHINGED Take
"New Brunswicks surplus power sales to U.S. could close Irving Paper, firm warns" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"New Brunswicks surplus power sales to U.S.
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"New Brunswicks surplus power sales to U.S. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/new-brunswicks-surplus-power-sales-to-u-s #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
