The Straight Version
Canadians woke up Sunday to a new time zone map after B.C., Alberta, Manitoba, northwestern Ontario and the Northwest Territories opted to stay on daylight time year-round
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Parents cheer, businesses brace as Western Canada ditches the time change: "Parents cheer, businesses brace as Western Canada ditches the time change". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Parents cheer, businesses brace as Western Canada ditches the time change: "Parents cheer, businesses brace as Western Canada ditches the time change".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Parents cheer, businesses brace as Western Canada ditches the time change: "Parents cheer, businesses brace as Western Canada ditches the time change". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/parents-cheer-busi
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