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Provincewide lung cancer screening ‘months away' for Manitobans, CancerCare says

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 10:42 pm
Provincewide lung cancer screening ‘months away' for Manitobans, CancerCare says — Canada
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The Straight Version

CancerCare Manitoba says provincewide organized lung cancer screening will be available in "months" after some work is completed.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Provincewide lung cancer screening ‘months away for Manitobans, CancerCare says speedrunning total brain death: "Provincewide lung cancer screening ‘months away for Manitobans, CancerCare says". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Provincewide lung cancer screening ‘months away for Manitobans, CancerCare says speedrunning total brain death: "Provincewide lung cancer screening ‘months away for Manitobans, CancerCare says".

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