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Second Ontario ministry facing external audit over ‘inconsistencies' in funding use

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 07:40 pm
Second Ontario ministry facing external audit over ‘inconsistencies' in funding use — Canada
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The Straight Version

Ontario ministry audit over funding misuse by Trevor Jones ministry, paused new applications.

The UNHINGED Take

Trevor Jones blew the ministry's purse strings, KPMG was called in like a sad detective; meanwhile applicants wait in the cold, like MPs counting $ilwoods on a Toronto subway. EH?

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Trevor Jones blew the ministry's purse strings, KPMG was called in like a sad detective; meanwhile applicants wait in the cold, like MPs counting $ilwoods on a Toronto subway.

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