The Straight Version
Ontario ministry audit over funding misuse by Trevor Jones ministry, paused new applications.
The UNHINGED Take
Trevor Jones blew the ministry's purse strings, KPMG was called in like a sad detective; meanwhile applicants wait in the cold, like MPs counting $ilwoods on a Toronto subway. EH?

The Bottom Line
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Trevor Jones blew the ministry's purse strings, KPMG was called in like a sad detective; meanwhile applicants wait in the cold, like MPs counting $ilwoods on a Toronto subway.
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Trevor Jones blew the ministry's purse strings, KPMG was called in like a sad detective; meanwhile applicants wait in the cold, like MPs counting $ilwoods on a Toronto subway. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/second-ontario-ministry-facing-external-
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