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Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·30 Oct, 03:20 pm
Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street — Canada
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The Straight Version

A sell-off for tech stocks is forcing the U.S. market down again, with Amazon and Intel helping lead the way this time as gains for October were erased.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street: "Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street: "Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street: "Tech stock selloff worsens and drowns out strength elsewhere on Wall Street". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/tech-stock-sel

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