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Ted Morton: What happens next in Alberta depends on Ottawa

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Ted Morton: What happens next in Alberta depends on Ottawa โ€” Canada
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The Straight Version

Ted Morton warns Alberta's economic future remains hostage to Ottawa's federal policy decisions.

The UNHINGED Take

Morton is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking oil rig while waiting for Ottawa to decide if we get to keep our dignity or just the scraps.

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The Bottom Line

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Morton is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking oil rig while waiting for Ottawa to decide if we get to keep our dignity or just the scraps.

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Morton is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking oil rig while waiting for Ottawa to decide if we get to keep our dignity or just the scraps. LIFELONG FEDERATION TRAUMA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/ted-morton-what-happens-next-in-alberta-depends #NZElection2026

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