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Winnipeg Blue Bombers to give QB Collaros every chance to play before naming East final starter

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 11:22 pm
Winnipeg Blue Bombers to give QB Collaros every chance to play before naming East final starter — Canada
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The Straight Version

Blue Bombers QB Zach Collaros practiced on Wednesday in a limited capacity in their first practice since winning the Eastern Semifinal.

The UNHINGED Take

"Winnipeg Blue Bombers to give QB Collaros every chance to play before naming East final starter" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Winnipeg Blue Bombers to give QB Collaros every chance to play before naming East final starter" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Winnipeg Blue Bombers to give QB Collaros every chance to play before naming East final starter" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/winnipeg-blue-bombers-to-give-qb-collaros-every #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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