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6 dead, dozens injured in Halloween weekend gun violence across US

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 05:02 pm
6 dead, dozens injured in Halloween weekend gun violence across US — China
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The Straight Version

Six dead, dozens injured as Halloween gun violence ripped through US nightlife districts.

The UNHINGED Take

Dallas turned Halloween into a shooting carnival; whitehot guns turned merriment into a death dance, turning nightlife into a pyre of pain.

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The Bottom Line

CANNON FAULT / 10

Dallas turned Halloween into a shooting carnival; whitehot guns turned merriment into a death dance, turning nightlife into a pyre of pain.

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Dallas turned Halloween into a shooting carnival; whitehot guns turned merriment into a death dance, turning nightlife into a pyre of pain. CANNON FAULT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/6-dead-dozens-injured-in-halloween-weekend-gun #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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