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Former Apple Daily publisher joins mainland China tour for rehabilitated offenders

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 03:33 pm
Former Apple Daily publisher joins mainland China tour for rehabilitated offenders — China
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The Straight Version

Former Apple Daily publisher joins mainland tour for rehabilitated offenders, claiming pride as Chinese after touring tech.

The UNHINGED Take

Apple Daily’s purge‑prisoner hops onto the mainland tour, bragging tech while Beijing crowns him a proud Chinese, showing even the state’s puppet can sell a revolting snake‑mask of patriotism.

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Apple Daily’s purge‑prisoner hops onto the mainland tour, bragging tech while Beijing crowns him a proud Chinese, showing even the state’s puppet can sell a revolting snake‑mask of patriotism.

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Apple Daily’s purge‑prisoner hops onto the mainland tour, bragging tech while Beijing crowns him a proud Chinese, showing even the state’s puppet can sell a revolting snake‑mask of patriotism. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/former-apple-daily-publ

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