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Communist Party pledges to reach deeper into China’s tech, digital platform sectors

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 03:00 pm
Communist Party pledges to reach deeper into China’s tech, digital platform sectors — China
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The Straight Version

China’s ruling Communist Party will step up “party building” across the country’s tech sector and deploy digital tools to fight corruption, according to a landmark document adopted at a key political plenum. These tools include a digital discipline inspection platform and a big-data supervision platform. The party will also crack down on corruption involving the internet, virtual currency, cross-border funds and blockchain technology, according to the document formally approved on Thursday at...

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Communist Party pledges to reach deeper into China’s tech, digital platform sectors speedrunning total brain death: "Communist Party pledges to reach deeper into China’s tech, digital platform sectors". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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FAILED / 10

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