As US-Iran war shows, Chinas influenc…

As US-Iran war shows, China’s influence can’t secure its line to Gulf oil

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·4 Nov, 08:30 am

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China’s grip on Gulf oil falters as US‑Iran war shows its maritime lines vulnerable.

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Beijing’s oil‑craving gulag is a house of mirrors—easy to knock down. Gulf boys be waving red flags while China’s navy plays hide and seek in the big ocean.

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Beijing’s oil‑craving gulag is a house of mirrors—easy to knock down.

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As US-Iran war shows, China’s influence can’t secure its line to Gulf oil

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