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Taiwan flags massive PLA naval mobilisation, spike in air sorties

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·4 Nov, 08:26 am
Taiwan flags massive PLA naval mobilisation, spike in air sorties — China
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The Straight Version

Taiwan expressed concern on Tuesday over more than 100 People’s Liberation Army naval vessels and mainland Chinese coastguard ships sailing across the western Pacific, including the Liaoning strike group conducting drills in the Philippine Sea. The maritime deployment overlapped with a sharp spike in PLA aerial activity near the island. Taiwan’s defence ministry reported 49 sorties of PLA aircraft in the 24 hours to 6am on Tuesday, marking the highest single-day total this year. The number...

The UNHINGED Take

"Taiwan flags massive PLA naval mobilisation, spike in air sorties" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Taiwan flags massive PLA naval mobilisation, spike in air sorties" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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